Gotta make it quick, but this afternoon Danette was telling me, unprovoked as usual, that her "lover" as she called Donard bought three iguanas last week and they keep escaping their cage. Well the big one, whom he named "Big Moe" got loose and their dog scared it underneath the oven. Donard figured it would just come out from under there eventually. But on Sunday morning -- and this is the real reason I'm repeating this story -- when they went downstairs to do their "Sunday thing" which is what she calls her making coffee, him getting a beer and them reading the paper and watching the news, the iguana was found hanging on a wall inside the cupboard.
Ok there are two things that concern me here. One is that there was a lizard near their dishes. The other is that Donard begins his Sundays with a cold one. She mentioned it like its the most natural thing in the world. Very strange people.
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