Got to work this morning, sat down at my desk, went to go change my voicemail and Danette pops her head up, surprising me because I didn't expect her to be back so soon from her tubal ligation surgery. I said hello and how are you feeling and then she launched into a very detailed one-sided conversation about her procedure. The most memorable part was when she told me that for the procedure, they pumped her full of gas and she was miserable all weekend with cramps and gas and constipation. I really don't know about this gas pump procedure, and can't understand why it's necessary. But do I dare ask her? Nope.
I'll spare my readers (ha!) the slimy details of her surgery and post-op period. Period as in period of time, not a period period, you sickos. But far be it from me to assume she wouldn't tell me about that too. Although do you cease having periods when you're tubes are tied? Do you jumpstart the Pause? I'd actually rather not have those questions answered.
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