Well, friends and enemies, the time has come to refresh my browser, to post a new post and (possibly) make the day of all you unsuspecting little monkeys. I intend on revamping the format a little over the next few times I come to this site, so be patient.

Another goal is to shake the negative, somewhat depressing tomes of yesteryear. I was rereading them, and boy was I surprised that no one gave me a Paxil.

Thus, I begin the renaissance with this message:

May Illinois trounce those foolhardy Badgers! Tonight's game will further cement the Illini as the deserved number one team in college basketball and the loss for Wisconsin is unlikely to make them drop in the polls. I want to win but I want the Big 10 to remain a strong conference. On to the twentieth....