I'm pissed off this morning because I discovered that I am out of boxers and have to wear my Backup Briefs and they're really uncomfortable. I hate these days, when my doing my laundry lapses and I have to suffer.
What a fool I am to forego the sunny warm antipodean climate for a beautiful Chicago winter. It's not that cold today, actually fairly warm for January 31st, but that's not to say it's warm. I'm wearing thin gray pants and what with the whitie-tighties, I might as well be wearing no pants at all the wind goes right through me. I could be landing in Sydney right now wearing shorts and looking for a place to live or heading to the beach. What was I thinking?
Welcome, Teesdale, glad to hear from you. I laughed and laughed at that hubcap story out of Iowa last week. Brilliant!
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