On my commute every morning, after I walk the fifteen minutes from my house to the station, I see this woman. She looks like she's my age, maybe a year or two older, and she's insanely gorgeous. Not in that abstract way or even that perfect way. She's naturally beautiful, which is my type, and just the right amount of tan. Never has an off day.
Well, this morning as I walked past her waiting for the train, I noticed that she had her left hand on her stomach, which was protruding just a little bit, and not definitively, and she had a big fuckin ring on.
Not that I have the balls to ever speak to her, but it was nice to know she existed. And she's nice to look at.
UPDATE: Yes, yes she is.
5 comments:
All I'm asking is that you do the right thing and marry her, Jeff.
Unless her kid turns out to be some kind of mongoloid - then cut and run!
Ok,
So completely off topic...alright, well I'll try to make it on topic. So, if this chick was a Libertarian, would that be a good thing or a bad thing? i took a political quiz, and that's what it said i was.
eric
Libertarians love freedom - freedoms like paying no taxes and being armed to the teeth. Perhaps you are a survivalist?
YAY FREEDOM!
Eric,
That would be fine if she were a Libertarian. I'm open to her being anything, as long as we don't spend all of our time arguing.
Post the site where the quiz is at. I've taken one before but don't remember where I placed; I'd like to do it again.
Will,
Funny guy. Btw, I'm happy for you that you're soon on your trans-Atlantic way for a nice break. Will you be in Greece the whole time you're overseas? How long are you planning to go for? Sounds awesome.
Had to laugh...this sounds like the makings of "While You Were Sleeping"
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